1 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:16,620 I bet we've been together for a million years. 2 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:21,780 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 3 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:27,600 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed. 4 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:33,060 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 5 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:38,140 What would we do, baby, without us? 6 00:00:40,010 --> 00:00:44,270 What would we do, baby, without us? 7 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:47,370 And there ain't no nothing. 8 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:50,150 We can't love each other through. 9 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:55,670 What would we do, baby, without us? 10 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:57,850 Sha la la la. 11 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:07,280 Elise, it isn't like you to have such a closed mind. I think Dale Lewis would 12 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,400 make a good state senator. He has some very interesting ideas. 13 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:14,160 I'm sorry, Stephen. It's just hard to get excited about someone whose entire 14 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,640 campaign revolves around changing the state bird. 15 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,040 What have you got against chickens? 16 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,000 I don't think chickens would look good on the state flag. 17 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:27,040 Okay, okay, but changing the bird is just part of his campaign. 18 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,540 Right. He also wants a new Ohio State song. 19 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:30,920 What's wrong with that? 20 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,360 He wants Oklahoma. 21 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:38,540 Okay, it's not a big issue. It just shows he's willing to address himself to 22 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:40,060 even the smallest details. 23 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,260 I think that's an admirable quality. 24 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,340 It's an admirable quality in a tailor. 25 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,280 I'd like my representatives to address themselves to more important issues. 26 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,040 Look, if you're so dead set against Lewis, there's no point in you hearing 27 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,540 speak tonight. Why don't you just stay home? 28 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,880 Maybe I will. 29 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:55,640 Good for you, Mom. 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,060 This Lewis guy is a real clown. 31 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:03,200 He wants to cut defense spending. He wants to increase welfare spending. He 32 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,200 supports the ERA. 33 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,360 The man is an admitted liberal. 34 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,720 I think you're right not to go. 35 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,260 Come on, Steven. We're going to be late. 36 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,440 Oh, Jennifer says I have to babysit tonight. 37 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:17,440 That's right, Mallory. It's your turn. 38 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,740 Jeff asked me to go to the movies with him. 39 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,180 Mallory, you knew we were going to go out and you knew it was your turn. 40 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:25,080 But I couldn't say no. 41 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,200 You know how insecure Jeff is. 42 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,860 As it was, he called three times in a phony voice. It could be weeks before he 43 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,719 asked again. 44 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,000 Why don't you let her go? 45 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,740 To be honest, I enjoy the solitude. 46 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:38,940 I might even write a poem. 47 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,620 Actually, honey, you're still too young to stay alone. 48 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,220 We better get going or we'll be late for the meeting. 49 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,700 That's right, we don't want to miss the opening chorus of Oklahoma. 50 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:49,980 Bye. Bye. 51 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:51,760 Alice. 52 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:57,530 The answer is no. 53 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,690 Oh, why can't you stay with her? You're not doing anything tonight. 54 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,030 That's not the point. 55 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,890 Mallory, she's your responsibility tonight. 56 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:08,270 You've got to learn to carry your share of the burden around here. I'll tell you 57 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:11,130 what, Alex. You stay with her this time, and I'll do it the next three. 58 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:12,830 Make it five. You've got a deal. 59 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:16,790 This is doing great things to my self -esteem. 60 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:22,840 I just hope you realize, Mallory, you are shirking your responsibility 61 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:25,100 Not to mention disappointing your little sister. 62 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,920 I know, I know. My heart goes out to her. I hope I can find something decent 63 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:29,920 wear. 64 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,780 Well, kid, you're locked out. You get to spend an evening with me. 65 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,800 What do you want to do? 66 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:38,800 I think I'll go to bed early. 67 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,880 Hey, Alex, do you want to play all -star baseball? 68 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,090 Do you want me to shave your head? 69 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:53,670 Nah. 70 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:58,490 Alex, you're babysitting me tonight. You're responsible for my entertainment. 71 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:02,630 Oh, all right. I was saving it for later, but here you go. 72 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:07,870 Your personal guide to tax -free municipal bonds. 73 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:10,330 Enjoy. 74 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:14,010 So, are you two getting along? 75 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:15,450 Fine. 76 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:21,050 Excitement over here doesn't want to do anything. 77 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,130 Oh, he'll come around, Jennifer. 78 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,870 Mallory, you were supposed to sit for me tonight. 79 00:04:27,150 --> 00:04:28,590 It's not going to be fun with him. 80 00:04:29,050 --> 00:04:32,710 Come on, Jen. You can do the same things with Alex that you and I would have 81 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:33,709 done. 82 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:34,629 Oh, yeah? 83 00:04:34,630 --> 00:04:36,650 We were supposed to put makeup on each other. 84 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:49,650 Neil, what's going on? 85 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:52,130 Oh, tonight? 86 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:56,170 Oh, no, I can't tonight. I'm babysitting my little... Really. 87 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:00,530 Uh, no, tonight's not good for me. 88 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:02,690 Whoa, that's tempting. 89 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,870 Uh, maybe I could... Alex! 90 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:07,470 At the moment, I'd say it's about 50 -50. 91 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:09,730 60 -40. 92 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:11,550 I'll get back to you. 93 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:16,130 What was it, another party? 94 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:22,470 No, not at all. Just a group of fellow young men getting together to chat about 95 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:23,309 world events. 96 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:24,790 A poker game. Oh. 97 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:29,950 You got it. And Chuck the Fish is going to be there. He never wins. 98 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:33,630 Come on, Mallory. What do you say? How can I get you to stay home tonight? You 99 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:36,390 couldn't. We switch tonight, and a deal's a deal. 100 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:42,630 Hello, Mallory. 101 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:43,649 Hello, Jeff. 102 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:44,650 Hello, Alex. 103 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,490 Mallory tonight, huh? Yeah. 104 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:50,410 Boy, I admire your courage. 105 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:51,569 What do you mean? 106 00:05:51,570 --> 00:05:54,010 Well, I just wouldn't drive on a night like tonight. 107 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:55,390 Why not? 108 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:58,670 Well, you really want to drive in this weather, Jeff? It's a beautiful night. 109 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:03,050 Those are the most dangerous times to drive. All of the people who are afraid 110 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:04,230 drive in the rain are out there. 111 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:08,210 Forget it, Alex. We're going. 112 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:12,210 I don't know, Mallory. Maybe he's right. I mean... Okay. 113 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:16,610 Look, Jen, I'm real sorry I switched with Alex tonight, but you understand, 114 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,529 don't you? 115 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:18,530 Not exactly. 116 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:21,770 But I'm sure I will right after puberty. 117 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:25,670 I'll see you later. 118 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,190 You guys have a good time. 119 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,750 Jeff. 120 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:30,070 So, 121 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:35,950 what do you want to do? 122 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,430 Want to play Cinderella? 123 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,380 I seriously doubt it. 124 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,599 Hear me out. 125 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,580 One of us gets dressed up like Cinderella, and one of us gets dressed 126 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:52,040 the prince. And then we go and see if Mom's slippers fit me. 127 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,080 Sounds exciting, but I think I'll pass. 128 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,700 Jennifer, let me explain to you the importance of poker in a man's life. 129 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:07,560 Coach, you're not going to the game. 130 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,900 In this industrialized society of ours, 131 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,120 There aren't many battles for a man to fight. 132 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:17,320 There aren't many opportunities to go one -on -one with another man. 133 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,820 There aren't many tests of one's courage and stamina. You know what I mean? 134 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,500 Do you want to get Mom's slippers or should I? 135 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,140 I got a better idea. Get your coat. 136 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,640 Alex, you're not throwing me out in the street, are you? 137 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:33,900 I saw Nicholas Nickleby. I know what can happen to kids out there. 138 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,800 Jennifer, relax. 139 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:39,220 You're going to the poker game with me. It'll be fun. 140 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:40,950 Alex, I'm not going. 141 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,390 You have no choice. 142 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:43,790 Then I'm going. 143 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:49,010 I'm just going to write a note to Mom and Dad in case they come home early. I 144 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,030 don't want them to worry about you. 145 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:51,230 Why would they worry? 146 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:53,070 I'm obviously in good hands. 147 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:58,330 Seems about 20 cents. 148 00:07:58,930 --> 00:07:59,930 I'm in. 149 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,400 Listen up, guys. 150 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:18,400 Is it all right if my sister plays one hand with us? I dragged her here. She's 151 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,980 tired. She's cranky. 152 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:23,060 And I think playing just the one hand will mean a lot to her. 153 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,560 No. 154 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,619 Try, Jennifer. 155 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,479 Dog, it's 45. 156 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:27,979 Do you? 157 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:28,979 I fold. 158 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:29,980 Alex! 159 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,299 Jennifer, the guys don't want you to play. There's nothing I can do about it. 160 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,640 Neil, do you have any toys she could play with? 161 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,620 Toys? 162 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:44,270 Yeah, you know, um... model car, the doll, some silly putty. I have a 163 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:48,570 Jennifer, Neil says he can play with his toaster. 164 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,990 Wow, if he had some bread, it'd be really fun. 165 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,430 Don't stick a fork in there, kid. 166 00:08:55,690 --> 00:08:57,530 You don't own any forks. 167 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,930 Excuse me, this isn't a restaurant. 168 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,870 This isn't an apartment, either. 169 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:04,770 Forty -five to you, Neil. 170 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,330 Ah, call. 171 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,010 You're better, Arnie. 172 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,490 I'll call. 173 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,200 I think he's got another king under there. He's bluffing. 174 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,420 Jennifer. 175 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:17,980 Sorry. 176 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,060 Why don't you go lie down somewhere? 177 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,480 Yeah, Toledo. 178 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,620 You sure know how to make a person feel at home. 179 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,000 Just leave us alone, please. 180 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,660 I'll go 50 cents. 181 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,000 Neil, you win her out. 182 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,160 I'm in. I already put in my money. Those are my quarters. 183 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:38,150 How do you know they're yours? How do you know they're not? 184 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:42,230 How do you see you put it in court? They're not. Hey, guys, come on. I don't 185 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:43,970 think Neil would lie about 50 cents. 186 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:45,290 Thank you, Alex. 187 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,350 A buck, maybe. 188 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,810 I'm in. I'm in, too. I got three keys. 189 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:51,070 Two pair. 190 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:55,170 Not so fast, Arnie. Full house, sevens over jacks. Ooh, nice pot. 191 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,210 Damn. Hey, Arnie, don't be such a poor loser. 192 00:09:58,450 --> 00:10:00,650 And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't swear in front of my sister. 193 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,390 Sorry, Alex. Sorry, Jennifer. 194 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:03,870 Jennifer? 195 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,170 Who's Jennifer, Alex? 196 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,020 What are you talking about? She's right over there. 197 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:10,200 Jennifer. Jennifer, quit hiding. 198 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,300 I'm sorry I said what I said, okay? 199 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,160 Jennifer. 200 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,260 Jennifer? 201 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:19,360 She's not there. She's not there. Where did she go? 202 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,680 Search me. Here are the cards, Arnie. 203 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,900 She's gone. I don't believe it. Check and see if the toaster's still here. 204 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,160 Let's go, Alex. Eddie up. 205 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,080 Arnie, my sister is gone. Are you in or are you out? 206 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,960 I'm out. I'm out. Come on, Alex. You're the big winner. You can't drop out now. 207 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,320 She's back. She's back. Thank God. 208 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:41,460 Hi. 209 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,720 Well, 210 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:44,960 what are you doing here? 211 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,560 We got your note. We thought we'd come by and pick up Jennifer. 212 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,820 Would you like to sit down, Mrs. Keaton? 213 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:52,120 Well, if I sit down, I wouldn't want to get up. 214 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:55,840 Alex, where is Jennifer? 215 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,820 She's with Jeff and Mallory. 216 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,980 Yeah, they just came by a few minutes ago to pick her up. 217 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,180 I'm surprised you didn't pass them in the hall. 218 00:11:06,269 --> 00:11:07,630 Jennifer was fast asleep. 219 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:11,210 They had to carry her down to the car. It was really cute, right, guys? 220 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,210 Oh, yeah, adorable. The most darling thing I've ever seen. 221 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,590 Really, really precious. 222 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:21,530 Well, okay, then I guess we'll be getting home. Do you think you'll be 223 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:24,410 longer, Al? No, no. As a matter of fact, we were just about to quit, right, 224 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,230 guys? Oh, right, Al. 225 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:27,850 Well, 226 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,289 I had fun. 227 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,650 Mom, Dad, I'll see you home in a few minutes, okay? See you next time. 228 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:33,829 Nice to meet you. 229 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:34,830 Same here. Bye -bye. 230 00:11:36,339 --> 00:11:37,680 Hey, Alex forgot his money. 231 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,980 Maybe we should try to catch him. 232 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,300 Aren't you going to come in? 233 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:53,660 Sure, if you want me to. 234 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:54,659 I do. 235 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,920 Because really, if you think I shouldn't... I'm in. I'm in. 236 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,320 Alex, we're home! 237 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Jeff, sit. 238 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,220 did you enjoy the movie? 239 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:14,400 I did. I really did. That's great. Most people don't enjoy Truffaut the first 240 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,400 time. 241 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,200 Well, I did. And you were able to follow it in French? 242 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,640 It was in French. 243 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,100 Uh, where's Alex and Jennifer? 244 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:31,160 Who? Oh, um, I guess they're upstairs. 245 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440 What's the note? 246 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,480 Oh. 247 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:37,960 Dear Mom and Dad, everything's fine. Mallory had a date, so I'm in charge of 248 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,960 Jennifer. 249 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:40,290 We went to Neil's house. 250 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,710 So, uh, nobody else is home then? 251 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:47,090 Nope, just you and me. 252 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,770 Maybe I should leave. 253 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,290 I don't think so. 254 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,470 Mallory. I made her do it, Alice. I'm an animal. I don't think I can leave. 255 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:02,850 Where's Jennifer? 256 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,970 I thought she was with you. I got caught up in the moment. I couldn't control 257 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:06,970 it. 258 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,580 I usually like this, but when I'm around Mallory, I go crazy. Jeff, calm down. 259 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,440 We've got other problems here. 260 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,680 I lost Jennifer. 261 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,280 I thought you took her to the card game with you. I did, but while I was 262 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,120 playing, she just wandered off. 263 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,359 Oh, no. 264 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,900 Mom and Dad came to the card game to get her. 265 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120 Oh, no. 266 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,480 They're right behind me. I had to drive in the sidewalk to beat them home. 267 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,700 Maybe Jennifer came home and she's upstairs sleeping. 268 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,120 I hope you're right. 269 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,300 Oh, look. 270 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:42,450 I kind of told my parents that Jennifer was with you. 271 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,870 So I'd appreciate it if you'd... Lie. 272 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,690 That about says it, yeah. 273 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:49,930 Sure, Alex, if you want me to. 274 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:54,150 Look, if Jennifer's not home, maybe you and I should go look for her. We've both 275 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,150 got cars. 276 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,290 Good idea. 277 00:13:57,430 --> 00:14:00,450 Jeff, thank you for your support. I'm glad you're here. 278 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,770 Not at all. 279 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,160 Not the two I expected to see on the highway. 280 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,940 Where's Mallory? 281 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:19,320 Uh, she went upstairs to check on Jennifer. Hi, 282 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,340 everything okay with Jen? Yeah, everything's just fine. 283 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,820 Well, 284 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,040 I think I'll go tuck her in. Oh, you don't need to do that. 285 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,500 I just tucked her in. She's fully tucked. 286 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,520 So, um, how was your meeting? 287 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,080 Are you guys going to vote for Dale Lewis? 288 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,040 No way. Boy, was I wrong about him. 289 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,740 Me too. He is great. 290 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,060 Wait a minute. I thought when you left that Dad was for him and you were 291 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,060 him. What happened? 292 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,200 We heard him speak. 293 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,820 You'll have to excuse us. I'm going to drive Jeff home. 294 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,660 Good night, Mr. Keaton. Good night. Good night, Mrs. Keaton. 295 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,540 Bonsoir, Mallory. 296 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,819 Bonsoir, Jeff. 297 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:57,980 Jeff, I am waiting. 298 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,640 Okay. Wait a minute. 299 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:03,080 Why are you driving him, Alex? Jeff has a car. 300 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:08,310 Well, his battery is a little low. I'm going to follow behind in case he gets 301 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,310 into trouble. 302 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:14,010 If you want to go along for the ride and come back with Alex, it's okay. 303 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,990 Oh, no, thanks. I'm pretty tired. 304 00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:20,610 Well, I'm kind of tired, too. I think I'll go up to bed. Yeah, me, too. Oh, 305 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,050 wait. What is it? 306 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,390 Oh, nothing. 307 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:28,030 I was hoping we could talk before you went upstairs. 308 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:30,530 I'm awfully tired, honey. Can I wait till tomorrow? 309 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:32,670 I guess so. 310 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,790 talked about boys and sex. 311 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:51,130 And then, the young kangaroo suckling lives 312 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:57,890 in its mother's pouch for many months until it's able to venture out on its 313 00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:02,690 own. I think Mallory knows all that, even if she wants to talk about men and 314 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:07,060 women. Oh, no, Mom, it's okay. I think I understand it better if we start from 315 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,060 the beginning. 316 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,660 Daddy kangaroos don't have pouches. 317 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,800 Alex, where have you been? You've been gone almost an hour. 318 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,500 Did Jeff have car trouble? 319 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:25,280 Ah, yes, yes, he did, as a matter of fact. Tom, has Jennifer woken up yet? 320 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900 Not yet. 321 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,460 Why should Jennifer wake up? 322 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,760 Alex, is anything wrong? 323 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,600 Oh, yes, yes, it is. 324 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,300 It's kind of a long story. You see, I didn't want to play Cinderella all night 325 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:42,260 and dress up in your clothes, Mom. You know how shy Jeff is. I got the call 326 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,920 about the card game. Chuck has not won a pot in three years. They offered her 327 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,640 the toast. Alex, what are you talking about? 328 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,600 I took Jennifer to the card game, and I lost her. 329 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,060 You lost Jennifer in a card game? 330 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,920 She disappeared from the apartment. 331 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,040 What? You don't know where she is? 332 00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:11,400 We figured she came home. I didn't... Okay, I'm calling the police. Elise, 333 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,540 Chrissy's house and see if she went there. Alex, call Neil's and see if she 334 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,540 back. 335 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,300 Stephen, we've only got one phone. 336 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:22,200 Alex, go next door to Mrs. Obex. Use her phone. I'll go to the bathroom. 337 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,660 Jennifer, baby, are you okay? 338 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,180 I'm fine, I'm fine. 339 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:34,010 Just a little tired. Where have you been? I was worried sick about you. 340 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,370 Yeah, yeah, I'll bet. 341 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,250 Where were you? 342 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,790 I took the bus. 343 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,890 I was with someone lonelier than me. 344 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,130 The bus driver. 345 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,610 By the way, he's coming over next Thursday night for dinner. 346 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,170 That's okay, Sam. You can go now. 347 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,010 Bye. 348 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:58,510 Jennifer, you cannot just walk away like that. We were scared to death. 349 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,130 Honey, honey, you've never been in the way. 350 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,570 Alex and Mallory won't get off so easy. 351 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,010 Don't be too hard on them, Dad. 352 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,650 I'm just a little sister. 353 00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:15,090 Why should I expect anybody to want to spend time with me? 354 00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,450 Hi. 355 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,830 Mom said you'd see us now. Can we come in? 356 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,610 Sure. Thanks. 357 00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,550 Wait a minute. Why would we want you to leave? 358 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,910 Well, you never seem to want me around lately. 359 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,670 Come on, Jennifer. That's not true. 360 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,190 It isn't, huh? Is that why you dumped me for Jeff? 361 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:47,770 Jennifer. Hey, Mallory didn't mean... At least you dumped me for a nice guy, 362 00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:50,450 Alex. You dumped me for a group of winos. 363 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,070 Yeah, Alex. 364 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:57,850 Wait a minute. Whose side are you on? On the other hand, Mallory, you hurt me 365 00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:58,609 even more. 366 00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,670 I don't expect anything from Alex. 367 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,730 Yeah, Mallory. Wait, wait. 368 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,150 What do you mean you don't expect anything of me? Are you saying that I 369 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,150 neglected you? 370 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:13,110 Alex, the only time you talk to me is when you want me to leave the room or 371 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,110 need some money. 372 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,850 How can you say that? 373 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:21,050 Remember this morning? I talked to you. I talked to you. I passed you in the 374 00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:24,490 hall. I said, uh, hey, how you doing? 375 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,220 Look, Jennifer, I don't know if it'll make you feel any better, but we're 376 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,960 grounded. How long? 377 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,760 Let's put it this way. 378 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,700 You'll be driving before we will. 379 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:42,620 Look, I don't know why you guys are here. You don't care about me. 380 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:47,760 It's always you're too young for this, Jennifer, or we can't go because of you, 381 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,820 Jennifer. 382 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,600 I'm not a person. 383 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,020 I'm a little sister. 384 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,520 Jennifer, we don't really treat you like that. 385 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,780 Yes, you do. 386 00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,890 You guys are always so busy. 387 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:01,990 You never have time for me. 388 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,730 Alex, you're busy with your work, your clubs, your school. 389 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:10,150 Mallory, you're busy with your boys and... What else do you do? 390 00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:15,710 It's just because we're older, Jennifer. 391 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,330 When you get to be our age, you'll be busy too. 392 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:20,310 I'll never be your age. 393 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,050 I'll always be younger. 394 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,430 No matter what I do, you guys will always get to do it first. 395 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:30,560 Well, that's true, Jennifer, but there are a lot of advantages to being the 396 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,200 youngest. Like what? 397 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,040 Well, for one thing, Mallory and I have worn Mom and Dad down. We've broken them 398 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,360 in. We've trained them. 399 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,600 By the time you get to be our age, you'll be running this place. 400 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:48,700 That is something to look forward to, but what am I supposed to do between now 401 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,700 and then? 402 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,900 Try and make it more fun for you, Jen. 403 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,050 Will you guys let me get in trouble with you more often? 404 00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:56,810 Sure we will. 405 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:58,790 Will you take all the blame when we do? 406 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:00,810 We always do. 407 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:02,290 I know. 408 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,890 That's my favorite part of being a little sister. 409 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:12,810 You know, Jennifer, when we didn't know where you were, we were really worried 410 00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:13,810 about you. 411 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,570 You mean it? 412 00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:20,670 There was a moment there when I realized what it would be like. 413 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,920 If you weren't around, then I didn't like the idea. 414 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,500 For one thing, I'd be stuck here alone with Mallory. 415 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:31,900 We love you, Jennifer. 416 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,320 Sometimes we forget to say it, but we do. 417 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440 You too, Al? 418 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,120 Me too. 419 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,360 Just want to count heads. 420 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:46,360 One, two, three. All present and accounted for. 421 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:49,060 Next count will be at 0100 hours. 422 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:53,230 You don't have to do that anymore, Dad. I'm not going to run away again. 423 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:57,050 Yeah, we'll keep her happy. We'll make sure she gets out every now and then. 424 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:58,790 We'll feed her, keep her clean. 425 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:02,030 No child could ask for more. 426 00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:04,690 At least now we're aware of how Jennifer feels. 427 00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:07,630 Maybe something good has come out of tonight after all. 428 00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:08,950 That's true. 429 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:13,170 Today has been a very positive experience. I mean, things we've 430 00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,170 it, Alex. 431 00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:17,230 We're still in big trouble. 432 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,630 Jennifer? 433 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,490 I know you feel that sometimes you get lost in the shuffle. 434 00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:25,289 That's wrong. 435 00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:26,590 We should watch out for that. 436 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:30,870 But even if that happens, please remember that we love you. We don't mean 437 00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:31,870 take you for granted. 438 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:36,290 If I've taken anyone here for granted in the past six months, I apologize. 439 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:37,850 I accept. 440 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:42,610 And hey, I'm not totally blameless here. 441 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,190 Don't be so rough on yourself, Alex. 442 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,230 No, no, I mean it. 443 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,490 Sometimes... I'm not as sensitive to all of you as I could be. 444 00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:53,730 No. 445 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:58,810 And sometimes I'm a little too self -centered. 446 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,050 No. 447 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,710 Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest. 448 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:05,570 It was a real catharsis that one. 449 00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:07,990 I'm drained. 450 00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:13,710 Well, come on, Jennifer. What do you want to do tonight? You name it, I'm 451 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,730 guy. You want to play all -star baseball? 452 00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:17,650 Nope. 453 00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:19,550 Clue? 454 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,310 What do you want to do? 455 00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:23,670 You know what I want to play? 456 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,310 I'll go get Mommy's slippers. 457 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:04,660 Sit, Ubu, sit. 458 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,960 Good dog.